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America isn't that big; I literally just checked.
Took some pictures in an alley for you
Most writing is bad which is okay buuuut
8 New Howdy-fied Empty Questions
Run-on sentences about worrying, rejection, and greatness
The Thrilling Conclusion of Hot Dog On a Train
The greatest name of all time for real I'm serious.
You will suck at phone banking. It's still worthwhile.
Tinder in a box, that's a dry ass forest
Who doesn't love discussion questions?!
I made this for you. How nice of me.
A lady puking a fish, recommended by RBG (truly)
Selena Gomez does not owe us a good personality
A New Adventure of the HotDogOnaTrain
Me, 10, flipping shits at Michael Eisner
A Sternal Journal Returnal
If I knew NBA players could hug during COVID
On mourning the tiny ass moments too