You’ve probably heard that local businesses have really been struggling recently…
A local bra manufacturer has gone bust,
a submarine company has gone under,
a manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation,
and a dog kennels has had to call in the retrievers.
The origami paper supplier has folded,
the firework makers have just gone bang,
our fish and chips shop sales have taken a battering,
and the clock makers have been wound up.
The bread company has run out of dough,
the Chinese has been taken away,
the Heinz factory has been canned as they couldn’t ketchup with the orders,
and the Branson factory is in a right pickle.
I see that Mapmakers have lost their way,
the tarmac laying company has reached the end of the road,
and the shoe shop has had to put his foot down and give his staff the boot,
and even the launderette has been taken to the cleaners.
In other news, there are signs that this ‘pundemic’ is getting out of hand…